Ah, the joy of playing with words. I ‘m a germaphobe! And I know ya can’t get most things so easily, but it freaks me out to even think about it. I remember traveling with my family coat to coast, and we had to stop a truck stop for gas and some grub. My son, was about 5 at the time. SO, at this truck stop we had to use the can. As I was helping him use a urinal, I noticed his junk touched the urinal for a sec, and I thought I was going to freak out. In my mind, every possible GERM was on that, and probably was, so I rushed him to the car for hand sanitizer, globbed a bunch in his hand and told him to get it everywhere! The poor kid, “but Daddy, it burns” . lol.